- White Rabbit - chase the white rabbit...
- Man-Thing - cause he looks like swamp thing
- Speedball - he got his power from cosmic bubbles
- Maggot - giant maggots come out of his crotch...
- Lockjaw - common he's a cute teleporting bulldog, whats not to love???
- Frogman - we already have his suit....
- Big Bertha - The good girl version of blob, except she can puke and become skinny. wait, what?
- Hindsight Lad - doesn't everyone have this power?
- Dogwelder - he welds dogs to bad guys faces. Is he a hero or a villain?
- Madam Fatal - man cross dressing as a granny to beat up bad guys, awesomesauce!
- Doorman - when you really need for there to be a door this is your guy.
- Flatman - cause we all love Reed
Please feel free to add to my list with your own favorite, bizzaro marvel heroes.
He's not marvel but I really love arm fall off boy lol