Greetings True Believers!
I’m TheFiveVirtues, you may know me as “that guy who had spaces in his name until Gaz noticed” and you might remember me from such forum posts as Absolutely None and Ones That Weren’t Important.
Today I’m here to talk to you about Skrulls. Skrulls are a menace to our society and their Infiltrators are everywhere! Make no mistake, friends, recognizing a Skrull by appearance means nothing, Skrulls could be anyone around you, and any Hero you support!
Ask yourself this:
How does Wolverine manage to stay active in 6 different super-teams at the same time?
Was it your imagination, or were there Two Captain America’s helping you in defense of the Xavier Institute last time you were there?
How does Storm manage to show up in every room before you get there? Is she hanging out with Night Crawler a lot?
Hah hah hah; don’t be naïve! :-L
The Skrulls are everywhere my friend, they’re on our websites, our friend lists, even on these very forums! They are inescapable, but there is still hope, you can join us. Who are we, you ask? Well we’re certainly not Skull Infiltrators, I’ll tell you that much!
Who we are:
We’re a group of friendly, laid-back, but active players. Our guild is composed of adults who turn toward their love of super heroic escapism and video games to get away from the cares and concerns of college, work, and life-in-general.
If you're looking to shoot the breeze in guild chat while leveling, we're your guild!
If you're looking for good builds, we can help!
If you're looking to raid in a friendly atmosphere free of Hardcore pressures, we do that every Friday night at 9 PDT(server time)!
If you're looking for Skrulls, you're in the wrong place, we are absolutely and definitively not Skrulls.
If you join us you can play in ease and comfort. Take off your pants, we don't care. We might be a little crass, we might be a little snarky, or we might just be a little insane, but we're always welcoming!
Who we’re looking for:
We’re looking to swell our ranks with like-minded humans(certainly not skrulls) who are sociable, active, and excited about playing Marvel Heroes.
How to Join Us:
We’re not looking to put you through some application process. If you think you’d be a good fit for us post here in this thread or contact CommissarSCV or myself in-game or via forums and we’ll drop you an invite. Alternatively, respond here letting us know you're interested and we'll get in touch with you.
Once you’re in it’s up to you to conduct yourself accordingly. If you’re a friendly, sociable type who gets on with other people then you’ll be welcome among us, if you’re not… well, chances are you’ll do something to show us that in relatively short order, and you’ll be removed just as quickly.
On the rumor that we are actually Skrull Infiltrators:
We may be a lot things! We may be idiots, goofballs, intellectuals, skrulls, but we are NOT Doomsaw’s secret stalkers!
…hang on, I got part of that wrong…Ah well, it doesn’t matter!
Join up today, before a Skrull Infiltrator gets to YOU!